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GRAND

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"My Bearded Angel"

3
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Tell me Aibek

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when my life began
going the wrong way?

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When you made up your mind at the age of 21
put a basket on your bike.

6
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- You are now officially a moron.
- I'm talking about Valja.

7
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We lived in peace and love
and now what happens?

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She almost killed a man.

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There is also an old saying:
Eat the beshbarmak while it's hot.

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It's been a long time since you've had it
to marry Valentina and you were putting it off.

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Do you know? If we get married in May
we will spend our whole lives together.

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Let's put it aside.

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Valenka, July is hot. I'm not a boy anymore
to put it mildly. I already have a problem with pressure.

14
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Which is good
at such a wedding?

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Autumn?
Sad season.

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It will be better
when nature blooms.

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In May, for example.

18
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It's just a passport stamp.
Feelings are important.

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Like the ones you have with Stella?

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It was a temporary infatuation.

21
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And Valja started first.
She was packing the breaker Vladimír Jusupovič.

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- Be careful, Valečka, hold on to me.
- Good evening.

23
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- Borja, what, are you drunk again?
- No, I'm sober. I'm sober.

24
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Boris, calm down!
Let's talk like people.

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- Uncle Borja, brother, don't do it!
- Calm down.

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- Borečka?
- I wish you love and understanding.

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May your life be
also just as clear...

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By the way, I didn't give up.
I was still fighting for Valentina.

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I even won.

30
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I will not lose on my territory!

31
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And what of that?

32
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She spit on my actions.

33
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She consulted with her sister in Mineralnye Vody.
She needed time to think.

34
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What did she want to think about?

35
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Uncle Borja, don't be angry,
but I at Valentine's place

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I would think 100 times
whether to live with an alcoholic or not.

37
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But that's how it works for me
that I'm actually alive, right?

38
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What kind of alcoholic am I?
After all, it's only from time to time.

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To calm the nerves,
clear the mind.

40
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Yes, from time to time...

41
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"Vivere militare est."

42
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"To live is to fight."

43
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At you, old fool!

44
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Everything comes back.

45
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My brain can't get it...

46
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To new perspectives!

47
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That's enough, you've been demoted to a dog!

48
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Aibek,
go pour it in his bowl!

49
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Well, maybe I am
sometimes abused.

50
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Done!
I have officially completed your Java.

51
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Well, now polish it a little more.

52
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Well... But I refused to drink.
For half a year!

53
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Oh well, I'm rooting for it.

54
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For half a year of pure reason,
sharp look

55
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- firm gait.
- Best for sobering up!

56
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- What am I saying?
- What how?

57
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- How can you drink that? He is hot.
- Years of training.

58
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I kept myself healthy.

59
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And you with your opponents,
I almost went crazy!

60
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As the saying goes, without a clear order,
the result is unclear.

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Get out of here. Everyone.
Get out of my sight!

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Get out of my sight!

63
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It's, it's...
I just don't understand it!

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How? How come you don't understand?
The key. Give quickly!

65
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How could you?
What to say to that? Well, that's a blast!

66
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These are not people, they are...
Where did they come from?

67
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That's it!

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Stop!

69
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- Drinking is currently the easiest way out.
- I know.

70
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Now you will drink
and then what?

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- You're getting drunk again.
- You can't help me with your tea.

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Trust me, sometimes it pushes me so hard
that I want to howl like a wolf

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- and I go to the forest and howl.
- What are you talking about, huh?

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But seriously now.
I scream at the top of my lungs.

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All your negative energy
I carry it to the forest.

76
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So what, does that help?

77
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Then I sleep like a bachelor!
Seriously.

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Crazy job.

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Shout, Borja, shout louder.
It will be easier for you soon.

80
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Then why do you get angry...
You use evil, huh?

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Because Valentina appeared.

82
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Well, hello.

83
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Roll!
I didn't expect you.

84
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Of course.
At least if you hid the bottle.

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what do you think
that I already drink peroxide?

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- Maybe you don't have enough cherries.
- I'm just cleaning my wound.

87
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Which one? On the soul?
You spend your whole life cleaning it.

88
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What are you talking about? In half a year
I didn't drink or smell.

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You will appear and immediately
you scold me from the door.

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- You never called me back.
- Was I supposed to call you?

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- You are a man!
- I fulfilled my manly duty.

92
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I fought for you with Jusupovic
like Steven Segal, I risked my life.

93
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And she went to Mineral waters
to his sister, the Tsarina.

94
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I experienced such stress
I had to rest.

95
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From me?
So you should have kept resting!

96
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I'm shitting on you.
Old fool!

97
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Valya?
Roll...

98
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Do you understand where the root of evil is?

99
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That's not the point, no.
It's in women!

100
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If she didn't show up at the hotel,
now i would be sober and happy.

101
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Fight brother,
what are you massaging my brain?

102
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You would be unhappy.
You love her.

103
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What if I don't love her, what?

104
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Maybe I realized it now.

105
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You are a bearded fox, Uncle Borja.
You're lying.

106
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You were jealous of her
like Desdemona, the one from... Okela.

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- No Okelo. Othello.
- I was wrong.

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But how jealous you were.

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The spring gets stuck.
what are you looking at? Will you let me have a look?

110
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Oh you creep
where did you get this photo from?

111
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- You put it there on Valentine's Day yourself..
- She gave it and you picked it up?

112
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- She posted it on Instagram.
- Where?!

113
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- Well, a program that everyone can watch.
- She has a man!

114
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He's not legal, but he's still a man!
Wait...

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That's right, she cut me off.
We were on vacation in Karelia.

116
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she was sunbathing
when I was fighting a pike.

117
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I understand that me, but why the pike?!

118
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Why did she cut off such a catch?!

119
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- Jusupovič liked Valentina's photo.
- What did he do?

120
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- That he likes it.
- I understand.

121
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I'm going to like him now!

122
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- Uncle Borja, you are also angry.
- Download it from the Internet immediately!

123
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I can't
only Valentina can do that.

124
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I was looking at my photos.

125
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In my youth I was told
that I look like Belmondo.

126
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What do you mean?

127
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You would enjoy it
post this photo on the internet,

128
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and to take me there
did any chicks like it?

129
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- The dinosaur looked on the Internet!
- I wish it was just me.

130
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You know, there are all kinds of dinosaurs
and the unfinished lajčikas are watching.

131
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However
your beautiful shapes belong to...

132
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- To whom?
- To a man.

133
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Roommate!
Go now, Belmondo!

134
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And you say you don't love her.

135
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even more,
you made her jealous.

136
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- When was it?
- When your ex-wife came.

137
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Borenka?

138
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It's like we never broke up.
This is how I remember you.

139
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I just took a little
I smelled it.

140
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- Even the excuses are the same.
- Like your repertoire.

141
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You get me out the door.
Okay, okay.

142
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How many years we haven't seen each other.

143
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- You know, you're quite toasty!
- Thank you.

144
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What brings you to us in Moscow?

145
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Conference on cosmetology.

146
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- And I decided to check on my daughter.
- Don't worry, he's fine.

147
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- Her father is watching over her.
- I'm Aibek.

148
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Uncle Borja's partner
in a work matter.

149
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Good. I'm late for the conference
we'll talk again.

150
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Uncle Borya, brother,
your ex wife is very beautiful!

151
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Yes, it cannot be denied.

152
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- She's so sexy.
- Sexy.

153
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Aibek, sleepily they say:
"Sex - diligent."

154
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And how did she look at you?
She was on fire!

155
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Aibek, paint your lips
and kiss me on the cheek.

156
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uncle Borja,
are you so disappointed in women?

157
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Admire yourself!
My representative has appeared!

158
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I tell you
I will light the fire of jealousy!

159
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I understand now. He will think
that we are lovers, right?

160
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Did you miss it?
My wife uses this lipstick.

161
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Yes, I understand everything, I understand.

162
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- I won't do it.
- Aibek, you are like a son to me.

163
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Now that sounded disgusting.

164
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It's always the last time with you.

165
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- Kiss me already!
- Why did I come to Moscow?

166
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Oh Zavgorodnaya,
you're getting on my nerves!

167
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Valentina Ivanovna, her mother came,
she wanted to see her.

168
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- Why did you attack her like that, huh?
- Father?

169
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Wipe your cheek.

170
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Well, no need!

171
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Your mother attacked me
I guess she missed me.

172
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Here is your "sexy" woman!
She attacked you!

173
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Why didn't you wipe off that lipstick?!

174
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I looked around and thought 
I'm a sister. We are very similar.

175
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By the way, my sister recently got married.
For my friend.

176
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And since we are so alike,
turns out he liked me too.

177
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Well, I don't have a boyfriend anymore.

178
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- Is it over yet?
- With a good friend?

179
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- With polishing.
- Oh yes. She is ready.

180
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You're right, Aibek.

181
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- I can't do without her.
- Of course.

182
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I remember how you suffered
when Valentina left you.

183
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Dad, stop it. Valentine's Day
she just left you, she didn't die.

184
00:17:18,768 --> 00:17:22,311
It doesn't matter.
We Zavgorodniks are like swans.

185
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- We cannot live without a partner.
- Come on, I'll pour you a cherry.

186
00:17:27,554 --> 00:17:31,591
- You will calm down.
- I don't want to. I don't feel like it for the first time.

187
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It seems to me as if I
the soul was leaving the body. I'm dying.

188
00:17:37,420 --> 00:17:43,465
- I'll pour you some tea.
- Bury me by the villa under the cherry tree.

189
00:17:43,983 --> 00:17:46,539
When I'm reborn as a cherry,

190
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you pick the fruit, make a cherry.
You will drink and remember me.

191
00:17:54,443 --> 00:17:59,307
Next to cherries, cabbage also grows.
We can even make borscht out of you.

192
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Do you know?
You really are like swans.

193
00:18:04,279 --> 00:18:08,199
You are so badly separated
that people start falling down the stairs.

194
00:18:09,023 --> 00:18:10,747
And you are good together.

195
00:18:14,610 --> 00:18:16,567
Very well.

196
00:18:17,423 --> 00:18:23,729
I feel guilty
but i won't stop loving you

197
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even if you won't let me into our bed.

198
00:18:28,683 --> 00:18:30,509
I've been fasting a lot, Borja.

199
00:18:31,258 --> 00:18:34,367
- Valja, what are you doing?
- I won't throw it away.

200
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:38,663
I almost forgot.
I spoke with Ksenia,

201
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and she told me
that you are cheating on me with some Nikita.

202
00:18:45,052 --> 00:18:47,412
She saw the text message.

203
00:18:53,303 --> 00:18:55,002
So admit it.

204
00:18:55,754 --> 00:19:00,552
Rename me to Boris one more time
or Boris Leonidovich, as you like.

205
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:04,967
Too bad.
I will miss Nikita Sergejevich.

206
00:19:05,087 --> 00:19:08,529
You know yourself
Valentina Ivanovna,

207
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that now I'm forced to leave

208
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as in the time of the Russians
officers and cadets,

209
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who were forced
he left his fathers' houses,

210
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and there, abroad,
they mourn for Mother Russia

211
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- and for beloved women.
- Nikita Sergeevich,

212
00:19:30,911 --> 00:19:33,859
maybe I'll show you mine
bedroom for the last time.

213
00:19:34,015 --> 00:19:35,798
Well, for the last time.

214
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I didn't think I would like it this way.
We have to go again.

215
00:19:39,616 --> 00:19:43,959
- What about next week?
- Maybe even now, huh?

216
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I'll go now.

217
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He sleeps sweetly
my bearded angel!

218
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<i>Slovak subtitles PHV 02/2022</i>


